1. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.

2. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

3. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

4. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as
a warning to others.

5. It is far more impressive when others discover your good
qualities without your help.

6. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a
couple of car payments.

7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and
you have their shoes.

8. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it
was probably worth it.

9. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

10. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that
comes from bad judgment.

11. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half
and put it back in your pocket.

12. Experience is something you don't get until just after you
need it.

13. Never miss a good chance to shut up.