Jokes

By Rohit Kumar

A father and his son were just about to sleep.

''Son, would you like to hear a story?'' asked the father.

''Yes, dad, but make it short. I'm sleepy.''

The father began. "Once upon a time there was a king and a queen. They died. End of story!"

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Where does a sick boat go?

To the DOC!

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Why isn't a nose 12 inches long?

Because it would be a foot!

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"Doc, every bone in my body hurts!"

"Be glad, you are not a herring. Next!"

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

A sour puss!

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"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"

"Dunno sir, looks like a breaststroke!"

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"Waiter, there is a fly in my applesauce!"

"Of course, sir, it is a fruit fly."

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